A 90 year old man tells his Rabbi that he is going to marry a teenage woman. “Well it’s good not to be alone. But you know a person has needs that must be fulfilled. And you want a happy home. So let me suggest something. You should hire a gardener.” Ahah, Rabbi , I think I understand. You are very wise.

6 months later they cross paths.

“How are you? How is married life?”

“Wonderful! And Rabbi, my wife is pregnant!”

The rabbi strokes his chin, “And how is the gardener?”

“Wonderful! She’s pregnant too! “