Last Tuesday President Biden got off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention and saluted, "Nice Pigs, Sir".

The President replied, "These are not Pigs. These are Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Kamala Harris, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

The squared-away Marine guard again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, Sir".