28 Jan
2023
28 Jan
'23
2:03 a.m.
A Mexican magician was going through his routine, card tricks and pulling rabbits out of the hat, etc. His last act, was one in which he promised to vanish in front of everyone! All props were moved, there he was standing all alone in the middle of the stage. He claimed this trick was as easy as 1 - 2 -3 No smoke no mirrors. The audience tensed in anticipation. He began
"UNO"
the crowd leaned forward
"DOS"
Now all were on the edge of their seats
Suddenly he disappeared without a ......."TRES".
On 01/27/2023 8:49 PM LastBestPlace <lastbestplace@mailman.ejop.com> wrote: A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. “She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote… “I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes” _______________________________________________ LastBestPlace mailing list -- lastbestplace@mailman.ejop.com To unsubscribe send an email to lastbestplace-leave@mailman.ejop.com