The day after his mother-in-law
disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate,
Newfoundland
man answered his door to find two
grim-faced RCMP officers.
"We're sorry
Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your
mother-in-law," said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!"
Cedric Flynn asked.
The Mounties looked at each
other.
One said, "We have some bad
news , some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear
first?"
Fearing the
worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The RCMP
officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your mother-in-law's body in the bay."
"Lord
sufferin' Jaysus!" exclaimed Flynn.
Swallowing
hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The officer continued, "When we
pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic
lobsters
that you have ever seen clinging
to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's,
and we feel you are entitled to a
share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If
that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The officer
replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."