[LastBestPlace] grocery humor

A new grocery store super-center opened up by my house.

It has an automatic water system to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you go to the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of freshly mowed hay.

When you approach the egg cases, you hear chickens clucking and the air is filled with the scent of bacon, eggs and homemade biscuits cooking.

The seafood section has a salt water tang in the air and a sound system playing the gentle splash of waves hitting the beach.

The veggie aisle features the smell of freshly roasted, buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.