The family is most concerned that their
30-year-old son is unmarried.
So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a
good wife.
The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking
questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a
wife/daughter-in-law.
They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking,and finally asks to
visit the family again.
He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.
He says she's just the right age for the son.
She keeps a clean home, she regularly attends church and knows the
prayers by heart, and she's a wonderful cook.
She loves children and wants a large family.
And, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to
get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and asks inappropriately: " is she also good in
bed ? "
The marriage broker answers, " Some say yes, some say no...."