DUGLY HAD SUFFERED FROM HEADACHES
Dugly had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.
The Doctor said, ‘Dugly, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.’
Dugly was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him $15,000.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a Men’s clothing store and thought, ‘That’s what I need… A new suit.’
He entered the shop and told the salesman, ‘I’d like a new suit.’
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, ‘Let’s see… size 44 long.
Dugly laughed, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’
‘Been in the business 60 years!’ the tailor said.
Dugly tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.
As Dugly admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, ‘How about a new shirt?’
Dugly thought for a moment and then said, ‘Sure.’
The salesman eyed Dugly and said, ‘Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.’
Dugly was surprised, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’
‘Been in the business 60 years.’
Dugly tried the shirt and it fitted perfectly.
Dugly walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, ‘How about some new underwear?’
Dugly thought for a moment and said, ‘Sure.’
The salesman said, ‘Let’s see… size 36’.
Dugly laughed, ‘Ah ha! I got you! I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.’
The salesman shook his head, ‘You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a Headache.’