A man walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter said she was the only pharmacist there, that just she and her sister owned and ran the store and there were no male employees. She asked if she could help him. He said that he really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist, but she assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. He reluctantly agreed and began explaining... "I'm a shy man so this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist thought for a moment then said "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she returned, she said "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do... 1/3 ownership of the store, a company car of your choice and £5,000 a month to live on..."