[LastBestPlace] Salesman humor

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It is opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son.  Is your mom or dad home?"

Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?”