A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.  She
took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. 

 

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant and sarcastic manner that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

 

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce
to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans , please raise your hand?"

 

Not one hand went up ..  So she took them home and ate them.

 

There are two lessons here:

1.  Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2.  Blondes aren't as dumb as men think.