[LastBestPlace] St. Peter humor

A young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident on the way to their wedding. Waiting to be admitted into Heaven, they began to wonder if they could still get married. When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St Peter said, "I don't know. You're the first ones to ask. Let me find out."

Three months elapsed before St Peter returned. "Yes," he said, "You can be married in Heaven."

"Wonderful," says the bride.

"Great," says the groom, "but...what if it didn't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter loses his angelic demeanor.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here ....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"