A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal
so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you
doingmentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Harry replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he'sfixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom,poof!The light goes on. When I'm done, poof!, the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry's wife. "Mrs.
White,"he says, "Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm
in aweof his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's
done,poof! the light goes off?"
"OH GOOD GRIEF!" Mrs. white exclaims,"He's pissing in the fridge again"